Whether you love them or love to hate them, dad jokes are the unsung heroes of humor—delivering groans and giggles in equal measure. Brace yourself for a pun-filled journey that’s bound to make you simultaneously cringe and crack a smile.
What do you call fake spaghetti?
An “impasta”!
Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts!
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the park?
They woke up—it was a “re-capture”!
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes.
She gave me a hug!
How does a penguin build its house?
Igloos it together!
Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity.
It’s impossible to put down!
What do you call an alligator in a vest?
An “investi-gator”!
Why did the bicycle fall over?
It was two-tired!
Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers?
He made a mint!
There you have it—those wonderfully terrible, yet oddly amusing dad jokes. Love them or loathe them, they never fail to bring a mix of laughter and eye-rolls. After all, what’s life without a good, cringe-worthy pun now and then?
